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A constructive opposition

The age of Badenoch is off to a suitably farcical start

You reap what you sow

Poor Daniel Zeichner was left to face the outrage that the Budget had caused

Ministry of Silly Thoughts

Wes Streeting made the grave error of consulting the British people

Strictly Come Tory

Who will win the hearts of the nation?

Office politics

There’s the joker, the slacker, and the bloke who just got fired

Don’t Cry for Me, Diego Garcia

A small island is in trouble, foreigners are probably up to no good, and the Tories are yomping to the rescue

The Tory beauty contest

The good, the bad, the ugly and the downright embarrassing

Rime of the ancient Tory mariner

The lesson of the Conservative conference? Keep your kids away from politics

Non-euclidean Toryism

The Conservative Party appears somewhat lost

Fabian fry-up

After last night’s disco, a very hungover conference is ready for a hearty plate of social democracy