2016 Oscar Menu:
(It’s a Mad Maximum of Food, so save some “Room”)
Appetizers
Crackers with Brie (Larson) cheese
Entrees
Tom’s Hardy portions of Bridge of “Spiesy” Chicken Strips with Rooney’s Mara-nara Sauce
Markaroni and Cheese topped with Ruffalo-ed bread crumbs
Jennifer’s Quiche Lawraince
Sides
Salad with Cate’s Blanchett almonds and a Spot of Light dressing
Desserts
#OscarsSoWhite chocolate chip Inside Out cookies
Brooklyn, NY-Style Cheesecake
Big Short Cakes with Eddie’s Mayne red berries
Aperitifs and Beverages
Leonardo Di Cappuccinos
Revenan-tinis with Bryan’s Cranstonberries and Marsh-ian-mallows
George’s Miller Lites and Select bottles of Kate’s Wineslet
Sparkling water on the (Chris) Rocks
The Peoples Critic 