(Plan on an early Arrival, or you may miss a Fantastic Feast)
Appetizers
Suicide Squash Soup
Deepwater “The” Lobster Salad on Crackers
(It’s Imitation Game, if it tastes Strange, Doctor)
Entrees
Meryl’s Chicken Streeps (never over-rated!)
La La Lamb
Damien Chaz-elbow Macaroni with A-fleck of Casey’s Mancheddar by the Sea
Salads
Hell or High Watermelon with Straw-Barry Jenkins & Denzel’s Washington Apples
Hail, Caesar! Salad with Andrew’s Gar-field greens
My Life as a Zucchini Bread
Desserts
Oatmeal Cookies (with Hidden Figs)
A Lion’s share of HackStrawBerry Cheesecake, (Mahershala) “Ali” Mode (Emma’s “Cold” Stone Ice Cream, of course).
Aperitifs and Beverages
Natalie’s Port Wine
Moon-light Beer
And Nicole’s Kid-Wine (for Rosalie)
2017 Oscar menu (.pdf) ©ThePeoplesCritic